1) You haven’t seen a non animated movie in a long time.
2) You take no issue with using your mouth to sterilize objects that fall on the ground.
3) You have a snack in your possession…right now.
4) You often have a Raffi song stuck in your head.
5) You rarely use the bathroom without someone walking in or banging on the door.
6) Your house looks like you’ve recently been robbed.
7) You rarely need an alarm clock.
8) You’ve eaten food that has been in someone else’s mouth.
9) You lie about the time on a daily basis.
10) The thought of going out for dinner makes you cringe.